The Best Sex May Just Be The Quietest Writes Rowan Pelling

I've long been haunted by the memory of memek a stay bokeh in Paris's crot Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that bokeh I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When memek I mentioned the 'miaulement' (the delectable crot French word for bokep caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and porn declared crot the woman an 'actrice', porn or bokep sex porn worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it crot all bokep makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women bokeh know and memek all men dread - the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other porn words, memek you can't measure passion memek in terms of decibels: memek there's sex as performance art, bokep and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And crot when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh crot trusts her partner memek and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, porn she's far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the bokep rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

memek In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek memek crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokep orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they'd explain, porn bokep so they could make crot their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek 'manipulation', memek and porn that women bokeh were prone to what they described as 'copulatory bokep crot vocalisation' in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, memek so to speak.




crot A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: porn 'I'm enjoying this, crot but can you get a bloomin' move on.' Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to bokep screech like a demented hyena crot is if your memek sex education comes from porn, porn porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after memek neighbours complained crot that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek 'As far as I'm concerned, bokeh that's what you should be doing.'

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At bokep Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women memek were noisy during sex - based on observation of our nearest primate cousins - was crot to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen crot to copulate.

If you're a sex worker, porn I can understand memek the need to advertise. But crot if you're not, bokep then men should take crot memek heed: porn the best bokeh sex may memek just be the porn quietest.


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